NOT dunks but You'll pay major Donuts.

I can't wait for these kicks to come out....I've never been a Jordan sneaker-hed simply because I think my man Jordan is scamming us all. I can't seem to wrap my mind around the concept of paying a TON of money to collect the same shoe as the guy or (girl in my case) next to YOU? WHY? The shoes are cool, ((RESPECT)) but I can't keep up with price especially when it doesn't seem there's much bang in the buck. I enjoy UNIQUE individuals. with UNIQUE things. especially chews (c) La.

BUT, ive recently come up on a pair of Jordans that make me eat my words. These kicks defy all laws i've set up for NOT ever becoming a Jordan sneaker fiend. They're so FRESH because of the crisp color selection, the availability which is probably gonna be somewhat limited, and the sole* fact that they're FOR women. I NEED A DATE. and not just to dinner, but when these kicks will finally drop......and when i can finally admit that i was a lil wrong about Jordans....cuz this IS a Jordan, and i AM in love.